Dear S*****p, I really don't know where to start, I am not sure whether I should apologize or be disappointed because you are not what I imagined you to be. But I can't blame you, because it is not your fault, I have made you, I have built you up in my mind, and unfortunately you are not that person and it is not your fault. You didn't know that I expected chivalry and hence you gave me indifference. I made you out to be kind which you are not, and funny and smart. I made a fictional character with the same identity as a real human being and it is not your fault. But since I do not like taking responsibility for my actions you have to bear the brunt of my imagination and hence if things become awkward and I become distant you can blame me. Regards Your Imaginary Girlfriend